im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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