did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
the liver wants what the liver wants
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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