Yo dont text me then not text me
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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