So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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