Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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