it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
3 2 1 whiskey
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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