They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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