Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm bleeding and have questions
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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