go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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