we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i need some magic done to my vagina
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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