For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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