I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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