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(513): View more from Ohio

the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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(816): View more from Missouri

you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

(757): View more from Virginia

Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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(941): View more from Florida

I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special

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(716): View more from New York

You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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(251): View more from Alabama

How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs

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(802): View more from Vermont

You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.

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