Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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