Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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