You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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