I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You know, be my cock's hype man.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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