Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.