Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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