You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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