good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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