so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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