Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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