Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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