Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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