Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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