Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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