I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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