In America we eat man semen.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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