Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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