Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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