He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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