I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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