What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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