god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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