Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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