did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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