I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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