He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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