so explain again why im purple
no
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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