if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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