i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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