K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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