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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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