I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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