After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I don't deserve a penis
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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