member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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