I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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