she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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