Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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