on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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