But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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