P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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